“Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn!
Linkara’s going teach you all a lesson you won’t learn!
Seriously, that’s Linkara!
Don’t you think I’d notice if it wasn’t Linkara?
I’m the dude who wrote two songs about Linkara—
I think I know what he looks like!
He’s a Man! Look! He even wears a hat!
It’s not like Spoony gave me fifty bucks to write this rap!
Blue! Robot! Who else has one of those?
You thought it was Spoony but it’s not even close!
— Spoony’s April Fool’s Day episode